arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

greekgogurt:

is “i jacked off to your selfie once” an appropriate compliment to say to someone?

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

cokeflow:

my opinion is no

chella-pus:

The only thing i’ve learned in school is that i hate a lot of fucking people

inspiredbychaos:

i love how big having a new president is

whereas in australia one morning i woke up

and the prime minister had dropped out

and his ranga bestie is now prime minister

without anyone voting

and i was like

okay

and went to school